You're So Gay
(to the tune of "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon)
You danced into the disco
Like you were dancing onto a yacht
Your wig strategically dipped below one eye
Its color was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the boys dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and
You're so gay
You probably think this song is about you
You're so gay
I'll bet you think this song is about sex
Don't you? Don't you?
You dressed me several years ago
When I was in your closet
Well, you said that my dress made me look fat
And that you should wear it instead
You took away the things I loved
And one was my naivete
I had some dreams they were clouds in my champers
Clouds in my champers, and
You're so gay
You probably think this song is about sex
You're so gay
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
I had some dreams they were clouds in my champers
Clouds in my champers, and
You're so gay
You probably think this song is about you
You're so gay
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Well, I hear you went out to Pink Saturday
And your ass naturally won
You dragged your pals all over town
Then you drank your Sofia at
To see the total eclipse of the buns
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're at
Some underwear dance or a disco in the hood
Disco in the hood, and
You're so gay
You probably think this song is about sex
You're so gay
I'll bet you think this song is about drugs
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
You're so gay
You probably think this song is pathetic
You're so gay
You probably think this song is about sex
You're so gay
You probably think this song is about drugs
You're so gay (so gay) I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
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